PC - I AM THE FRANCHISE

Greetings,

I would just like to thank you for continuing to visit our site. I continue to provide most of the capital and creative energy to keep our label going.

Here are some stats:

2002: 5 Artists 6 Parties
2003: 4 Artists 6 Parties
2004: 3 Artists 4 Parties
2005: 2 Artists 1 Party
2006: 3 Artists 0 Parties
2007: 3 Artists 1 Party
2008: 2 Artists 0 Parties
2009: 3 Artists 0 Parties

249.10 Gigabytes downloaded by 52,600 unique visitors so far this year and we have not played a party. We will play a show in 2010. We have been victims of a denial of service attack at least once this year and all it has done is make us more popular. 172.34 GB downloaded by China! Thank you to all our Chinese listeners! Please feel free to listen to my newest live pa mix. It combines Reason, 909, and some YouTubing. It is 37 minutes 13 seconds long. I understand that is long, but this is most likely the last mix I am posting this year. Watch your back 2010...

PC - I AM THE FRANCHISE.mp3

Happy Holidays,

PC

PC - Bad Attitude Mix

Sup bitch-ass motherfuckers,

I recorded a Live PA set late tonight, bitch. I was mixing some of my older motherfucking 909 tracks with my new fucking Reason track, Google that Shit, at 104 BPM. I used our motherfucking MC-909, hamster-raping Kaoss Pad 2, retarded Reason 4.0 and shitty Tascam X-9. It is 21.5 minutes long and I could honestly give a fuck if you listen.

PC - Bad Attitude Mix.mp3

Feel free to comment below...
Not like any of you will...

Go tell yo mama I wanna put some more soap in that dish, fucker.

PC

PC - King of Turds Mix

Greetings,

I recorded a solid techno Live PA set earlier today. I was mixing some of my new 909 tracks with my older Reason tracks at 120 BPM. I used our MC-909, Kaoss Pad 2, Reason 4.0 and Tascam X-9.
It is 24.5 minutes long.

PC - King of Turds Mix.mp3

Feel free to comment below...

Enjoy,

PC

AOT Fun Time Mix 14

Greetings,

We recorded AOT Fun Time Mix 14 yesterday.
It is a hard techno Live PA
I was mixing my MC-909 and Reason.
It is 22.5 minutes long.

AOT - Fun Time Mix 14.mp3
Feel free to comment below...

Enjoy,

PC

PC - Terrible Things Mix

Greetings,

I recorded a little bit of a Live PA set earlier today.
I was mixing Terrible Died in the Bahamas (Reason) with Bomb Insurgence/Better Today (MC-909) and From Gaza(Reason) at 127 BPM. I used our MC-909, Kaoss Pad 2, Reason 4.0 and Tascam X-9.
It is 12.5 minutes long.

PC - Terrible Things Mix.mp3
Feel free to comment below...

Enjoy,

PC

PC - Wash Yo Ass Mix

Greetings,

I recorded a 120 BPM live PA techno set earlier today.
I used our MC-909, Kaoss Pad 2, Reason 4.0 and Tascam X-9 Mixer.
It is 19 minutes long.

PC - Wash Yo Ass Mix.mp3
Feel free to comment below...

Enjoy,

PC

AOT HQ - Victim of DoS Attack

Greetings,

On July 8th and 9th 2009, there was a Denial of Service attack on our website by some D Bag in Canada. We successfully defended our servers. Why on earth would they attack us? This must mean we are as important as the other recent victims: twitter.com, cavs.com and various US Government Agencies...

Anyways, if you see the IP Address: 64.15.69.17 hammering your site ask your server company to block it. To the idiots doing this, thanks for padding our stats. It will be much easier for us to sell out to Google now...

PC

PC - I Play Hard Mix

Greetings,

I recorded a hard set earlier today.
It is 24 minutes long.

PC - I Play Hard Mix.mp3

Feel free to comment below...

Enjoy,

PC

AOT Fun Time Mix 13 (AIS mix)

Greetings,

We recorded a mix awhile ago and sent it over to AIS in MI.
He threw down. Michigan melted down.

Here it is for your musical enjoyment.

AOT Fun Time Mix 13 (AIS mix) MP3

Please feel free to comment below.

Love,

Barry Obama

Event Review: Rebel Bass Collective

Did you receive a technosucks.com sticker?



These songs are for you:
NRTW909
Mind Control @ 8 AM

Did you receive a warcession.com sticker?



These songs are for you:
United Banks of America (52 Week Low Mix)
Wake Up America

Did we give you both or the armyoftechno.com sticker?



Download these songs.
United Banks of America (Andrew in Space Mix)
Bomb Insurgence (live @ pi)

So, I went to San Francisco for Memorial Day Weekend and got to check out the underground scene. The location was a basement in Downtown SF. Very cool place, had a couple of chill spots. I was told "womp" is the new genre that is the hotness. The first Live PA disappointed me, he was using Ableton Live but didn't always do a transition. How lazy can you get? No DJ could get away with that. The people at the party liked his beats, so I guess I can't hate on him too much, but as a Live PA myself, I was unimpressed.

Next up with a kickass blonde DJ, who through down some ethnically diverse beats. She killed it. I don't know why, but a few people thought I had coke. Why would a dealer attract attention to himself by handing out stickers? Come on kids, use your brains. And no, I don't want any molly.

Adnan closed out the night with a nice mix of tech-house and techno.

Now some arbitrary rankings of the party.
(1 being the worst, 10 the best)

Women: 7
Beats: 6
Booze: 8
Visuals: 4
Detroitness: 5
Temperature: 8
Air Quality: 4
Safety of Venue: 7
Rave Muck: 8
Color of Snot: 5
(I blew my nose the next morning for this test)

TOTAL SCORE: 62

Congratulations to the Rebel Bass Collective for throwing a very enjoyable party with a nice vibe. Hopefully your next party will get even higher marks. Feel free to comment below, and check out the rest of our posts.

PC

AOTV 4 - United Banks of America

Greetings,

As you all know, we are in the worst recession since 1937.
In March we said that we would unveil a plan as it developed.
The following is a critique all those that are trying
to get us out of this warcession.
We do have a plan, but now is not the time for it.
The politicians and the CEOs are too corrupt and our ideas too pure.
In the meantime, enjoy AOTV 4 - United Banks of America!



Also available in iTunes format, FOR FREE!!!!
United Banks of America (52 Week Low Mix) available in MP3

Thank you and may Gears bless these United Banks of America,

PC

Event Review: Interface 26

Greetings,

Did you receive a technosucks.com sticker?



These songs are for you:
NRTW909
Mind Control @ 8 AM

Did you receive a warcession.com sticker?



These songs are for you:
United Banks of America (52 Week Low Mix)
Alternative Energy (MCCK Remix)

Did we give you both or the armyoftechno.com sticker?



Download these songs.
United Banks of America (Andrew in Space Mix)
Terrible Died in the Bahamas


Now for our impressions of the show...

Nice open high ceiling warehouse with three screens for visuals, and these crates that looked like something that you hide behind in Metal Gear. I kept wondering what was inside them. Bijan and Co. did a great job with the visuals all night. I guess he uses a camera to film the screen and gets some kinda feedback loop that he then adds effects to, very cool. They also did some very minimal things with the spotlight that were awesome. Also was amusing to see DrumCell tell some guy with glowsticks on strings to stop, he was truly a distraction. Maybe if he was dancing with fire, they would have let him keep going...

So we got there for part of Viktor's set, then got to see a hell of a Live PA by Derek Michael. He did a great job increasing the BPM throughout his set, getting it up to 150 or so and then dropping some killer breakbeats. Up next was Silent Servant, throwing down another solid set. The headliner was Sandwell, a very cool Live PA. Subversive, Developer, and Fabian closed the evening out.

So you probably saw us last night, handing out free stickers that say technosucks.com, warcession.com, and armyoftechno.com. When we were getting ready to go to the party last night, MCCK and I were planning for contingencies if people hated the technosucks.com stickers. There were a few people that didn't like them, but for the most part people understood just how awesome they were (including the droids.) One lovely lady, Roni, allowed us to affix one of our stickers to her booty. She was a fabulous billboard for our website throughout the night. But not everyone was feeling the love... A young woman, Mimsy, took offense to the technosucks.com sticker on the back of my shirt and reacted with anger and violence towards the end of Silent Servant's set. She ripped it off my shirt, held it up to me, showed it to DrumCell and then tore it up. I told her she was the person who I feared I would run into and proceeded to give her an AOT sticker. DrumCell found the stickers hilarious. Truly good stuff.

Now some arbitrary rankings of the party.
(1 being the worst, 10 the best)

Women: 8
Beats: 9
Booze: 7
Visuals: 9
Detroitness: 8
Temperature: 7
Air Quality: 4
Safety of Venue: 8
Rave Muck on the Floor: 6
Color of Rave Snot: 3
(We blew our noses the next morning for this test)
MCCK: Black PC: Greenish Grey

TOTAL SCORE: 69

Congratulations to Droid Behavior, it's a new high score!
Hopefully Interface 27 will get even higher marks.
Please comment below, and check out the rest of our posts.
PC

United Banks of America (52WeekLowMix)

Greetings,

As you all know, we are in the worst recession since 1937.
The situation is dire.
Banks are trading for less than Starbucks.
AOT has rushed here to save the financial system.
Our plan will follow in the coming weeks.
We are still hammering out most of the details.
Let me assure you, this new plan is good.
It's just not done yet.
So we'll get back to you when it is done.
In the meantime, please listen to our new song:

United Banks of America (52 Week Low Mix)

We have provided an approximation of the lyrics:

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United Banks of America
Fannie, Freddie, AIG
Where do they get the authority?
Wells Fargo, Bank of America
JP Morgan Stanley and Chase
WAMU, Countrywide, IndyMac
OH NO!
It's the Super Lehman Brothers
Riding on the back of the Meryll Lynch bull
Bear Stearns knocked the bull on its ass
shorting stocks like Douglas Kass
Whenever I make money, somebody loses money!
SRS
SKF
SSG
QID
SDS
DXD
If I'm gonna make money, somebody loses money!

I want a million dollars
You want a million dollars
Let's spend a trillion dollars
OH NO!

Pelosi, Reed and Barney Frank
Love the Fed more than you and me
George Bush and Henry Paulson
spent all our currency
The former head of the New York Fed is now in charge of the IRS
Tim Geithner takes your taxes
but he doesn't pay his own
you don't need an RTC
all you need is AOT

Peaceful Resolution
Peaceful Revolution

a revolution without dancing is not a revolution worth having.

This ain't a bad bank
it's a citi bank
this aint a bad bank
it's a shitty bank
SRS
SKF
SSG
QID
SDS
DXD
I only make money, if someone loses money!
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We can only hope this will create a more open dialogue about what is really going on in the world economy.

PC

New Music by Andrew in Space!

Greetings,

Andrew is back, and he has taken his intergalactic jam, rock, funk, jazz, house, techno fusion to a new level of spaciness.

Please enjoy the following new tracks by AIS!

Cimplicity - heavily effected kick ass track by Andrew in Space

Creation - did I mention he plays everything on these tracks?

Truly a mad scientist. Welcome back, Andrew.
Enjoy the free music, and please voice your opinions in our comments section.

PC

First Music Post

We are in the giving mood, hell it's a warcession.
So here it is, our newest promo pack.

AOT - The Song with No Name (The Anthem)
- this song is sample heavy, industrial-sounding techno, at least that is what I think.

AOT - Live @ The Village (MCCK Remix)
- this is a remix of a Live PA by AOT.

AOT - Alternative Energy (MCCK Remix)
- if you like this, please buy our next CD.

AOT - Mind Control @ 8 AM
- PC and MCCK throw down a Live PA mix on reason, and MC-909

:) - The Optimist - Whoops Acid
- Our DJ, The Optimist throws down some of his production skills.

That's all for now. Please voice your opinion about our music.

Everyone should have a google account, they are the one true internet, all hail google.

PC

Google is our bitch, or vice versa

Welcome to the new AOT HQ,

We have decided to switch to blogger. It will provide us an open dialogue with fans while adding chronology to our free music and video posts. Enjoy the new site and please voice your opinions about our content.

PC