Greetings,
As you all know, we are in the worst recession since 1937.
The situation is dire.
Banks are trading for less than Starbucks.
AOT has rushed here to save the financial system.
Our plan will follow in the coming weeks.
We are still hammering out most of the details.
Let me assure you, this new plan is good.
It's just not done yet.
So we'll get back to you when it is done.
In the meantime, please listen to our new song:
United Banks of America (52 Week Low Mix)
We have provided an approximation of the lyrics:
I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United Banks of America
Fannie, Freddie, AIG
Where do they get the authority?
Wells Fargo, Bank of America
JP Morgan Stanley and Chase
WAMU, Countrywide, IndyMac
OH NO!
It's the Super Lehman Brothers
Riding on the back of the Meryll Lynch bull
Bear Stearns knocked the bull on its ass
shorting stocks like Douglas Kass
Whenever I make money, somebody loses money!
SRS
SKF
SSG
QID
SDS
DXD
If I'm gonna make money, somebody loses money!
I want a million dollars
You want a million dollars
Let's spend a trillion dollars
OH NO!
Pelosi, Reed and Barney Frank
Love the Fed more than you and me
George Bush and Henry Paulson
spent all our currency
The former head of the New York Fed is now in charge of the IRS
Tim Geithner takes your taxes
but he doesn't pay his own
you don't need an RTC
all you need is AOT
Peaceful Resolution
Peaceful Revolution
a revolution without dancing is not a revolution worth having.
This ain't a bad bank
it's a citi bank
this aint a bad bank
it's a shitty bank
SRS
SKF
SSG
QID
SDS
DXD
I only make money, if someone loses money!
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We can only hope this will create a more open dialogue about what is really going on in the world economy.
PC
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We are proud to release an instrumental mix of UBA, by Andrew in Space and Productive Citizen:
ReplyDeleteUBA (Andrew in Space Mix)
I just bundled and securitized the original UBA version with the Andrew in Space Mix.
ReplyDeleteWho is the douche screaming "Oh no." Makes my head hurt.
ReplyDeleteAOT would like to thank you, Alex, for your comments. Regarding your comment, "Who is the douche screaming 'Oh no.' Makes my head hurt." we were not aware that our listeners have vaginal walls instead of eardrums. We apologize for any damage done to your earginas. It is not the priority of a punk song and or vocalist to make your ears feel good. This song was meant to illicit anger towards those who have failed us taxpayers. As a result, your anger is being misplaced. Please contact your congressman and tell him or her that they are a douche. This comes, of course, with all due respect.
ReplyDeleteThank you, and may Gears bless these United Banks of America!
PC
PS
Did you sell the securitized UBA package to Iceland? If so, we would like our royalties.